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I'm the White Rabbit
Learned some valuable lessons this weekend. 1) Just because the acid's been in your freezer for several years, doesn't necessarily mean it's no longer effective. This is particularly true of gels. 2) If you're going to eat 3 tabs of said acid, you might not want to do it at a Kingdom-level SCA event. Particularly not one where your mother is in attendance. 3) Zoloft does not reduce the affects of LSD. 4) The call of the NAMBLA Frog is "Kevin!" 5) According to the giant spooky preying-mantis trees, I worry about other people too much, as well as being rather selfish. 6) Never, ever drop acid at a large campground. You will never be happy sitting in one place, and being able to wander around in large circles is bad... at least if you want to be able to walk the morning after. 7) Drunk people don't like talking Winnie the Pooh dolls. 8) Drunk people do like giving you melted chocolate & telling you repeatedly how beautiful they've always thought you were, no matter how much you try to make them go away with your mighty Jedi Mind Tricks. 9) CJ has an unerring sense of direction, but no real sense of intervening terrain. As such, he's maybe not the best choice for leading expeditions through dark wooded areas. 10) It's amazing how well "and then, the horsetail butt-plug fell out" fits in almost any conversation. 11) If you want to appear normal, gesture authoritatively with your wilted pear-core & call out witty epithets like "Bully, old chap!" & "Splendid!" in a bad english accent. 12) Large men wearing nothing but kilts cannot wrestle each other and not appear gay. 13) The intergalactic death bunny is secure in his own sexuality. 14) Christmas lights are period... at least when it hasn't rained for 6 months. 15) Although the SCA used to be fun in this kingdom, it's only fun now until the drugs wear off. 16) When you get home at 4:30am, still feeling the residuals of some really good acid, you should probably just go to sleep without trying to seduce your significant other. If you do try to seduce your SO, do try to refrain from crying for no apparent reason & telling him how insecure & jealous you still are regarding the girl he dumped you for & recently broke up with. Today, I learned how very cool 80-min CD-R's are. Soundtrack: 1) Pulp - Common People (Vocoda Mix) 2) Sailor Moon Theme (German Techno Mix) 3) X-Perience - A Neverending Dream 4) Qntal - Plastinalied 5) Collide - Son of a Preacher Man (Bat version) 6) Marilyn Manson & Rasputina - Apple of Sodom (live) 7) David Bowie - The Heart's Filthy Lesson 8) Project Pitchfork - Orange Moon 9) Die Form - Savage Logic (remix) 10) Lulu Remix does Bauhaus - Stigmata Martyr (Dance Mix) 11) Was Not Was - Hello Dad, I'm in Jail 12) Bella Morte - Where Shadows Lie 13) Damned - Nasty 14) Dir en Grey - Garden 15) Seraphim Shock - Molly's Web 16) Apocalyptica - The Path 17) Ikon - Fall Apart 18) Peter Murphy - I'll Fall With Your Knife 19) Libitina - Gothic People
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