Like OddGoogle, but self-indulgent
And now for your viewing pleasure, we have, in one place for the first time ever, all of the fucked up search strings that have actually led random people to my diary. valerian [About a billion times. Duh.] valerian root dosage MOOD NAILPOLISH weeping buddha organ band carousel mp3 nude + girl + drunk + drugged nude drunk drunk girl nude "video"&"drunk girl" on my face now gay kilts kilts gay nude men in kilts gay men wearing kilts men wearing nothing Jedi Mind Tricks Ikon horsetail butt plug [Alas, my diary is no longer the first thing that comes up. Note that you must either hyphenate "butt-plug" or type it as 2 words. "horsetail buttplug" will not bring up my diary (or much of anything else)] apple of sodom tabs sodom tabs apocalyptica tabs rasputina tabs bad affects LSD Dad I m in jail was not was meandmycat disney haunted mansion mp3 "car stuck in the sand" SCA horsetail +"80 min CD" +how "Zoloft dosage" titty dancer "steam organ" "make violent sports together" boys playing leapfrog zoloft strange poster frames cheap [I get this one, or variations, at least weekly. Who knew so many people were looking for cheap poster frames & thought they might find them on a diary site?] "sugar sand" stuck zoloft and valerian SPF1000 happy helmet Phantom Manor Soundtrack With Vincent Price FROGS IN A SWIMMING POOL fucked me in the bathtub "beehive hairdo" calliope band OR orgen "wanted" "waite clones" tarot deck zoloft and weed manbeef paintings done by prince charles my favorite video game diaryland rhinestone dog collars diaryland sca event pipe organ mp3 "dyed his hair" [from the German Google site. Um...kay...] define whore ambien "drug test" wunderkin pictures relationship "I need some space" "How do I pass a drug test" "dana doll" diaryland "cum" jennitron relationship posessive jealous "WHERESGEORGE.+COM" [OK, please tell me that they were looking for sites *about* wheresgeorge.com, not that they couldn't figure out the URL for wheresgeorge.com] paxil murder paxil murder suicide [This one hits my diary disturbingly often. Are Paxil murder/suicides that big of an issue?] Brian Boru Lyrics Brian Boru MP3 "google is gay" head and altoids +"dir en grey" +tabs cruachan mp3 Animal symbology learntarot.com [Again, we have people searching for a URL. And it's the wrong URL...] MIB SQUID girl harlequin stained glass "world of a stripper" -gay -male tween+girl+nude giant preying mantis steam organ "Calliope" apocalyptica sheet music buttplug shallow towering beehive hairdo learntarot "Chateau D'Isaster" "gothic mailing lists' SCA sexuality z cavariccis I like to spank my cat [I'm only the second entry that comes up. Dammit, I should be the world authority on cat spankings!] tween porn clowbook nailpolish for men "what are fluffy bunny wiccans?" zoloft love D&D Alignment D&D alignment test panties a stain smell [From the Japanese Google, of course} "bedroom noises" panty stains "Raid fumes " bondage queens That stupid jerk that I am obsessed with avoidant personality disorder jenny jones goths "nothing but my soul remained the same" s.s.r.i.'s Buy the clowbook an drunk and nude girl nude and drunk love zoloft lsd zoloft calliope music, mp3, antique Jem and the Holograms + dolls spectra dolls sell OR purchase OR buy "I love zoloft" Michael Praed bucket of lard {my diary was not quite the 100th thing that came up. Apparently, they were *really* determined to learn about lard.] "you've got porn " nude rasputina meow chi cool things DRUNK NUDE GIRL [They felt the need to translate this page. Heh.] tattoo of bats steam calliope listen mp3 mr sandman midi path apocalyptica midi "tear garden" +midi embereye online test personality disorder paranoid OR paranoia road to hell is paved in unbought stuffed dogs www.kilts-for-men.com [uh... isn't that kinda like saying skirts-for-women? And again, someone is searching for a freakin' URL. Argh!] Bondage Parachute "dying my hair" midi "mechanical music" Boys wearing Kilts [just to be different. Men wearing kilts is just *so* last season.] "Vampire Hunter D"+soundtrack +download photos "shaved his head" "shaving her head" sex in the shower frog totem spirit "opera cape" " SEX Food" Peter Schilling One Nightstand nude mp3 dancer fucked in the swimming pool bath sex My uterus is falling out. Tangerine Speedo midi BuzzKill +Nude +SCA "noirbetty" valerian suicide male+stripper+gay Subculture Webring drunk girl porn "droopy panties" drugged fucked drugged fucked pictures drugged and fucked "drunk girl" borderland board elves deadeyedick bondagefae tween panties "self diagnosis" "schizoid personality disorder" wonderwench towtruck, jpeg legwarmers anime painful head men wearing panties lightpads cum drunk whore Jem mp3 kilts spank gay nude sports moulin rouge moulin rouge midi pictures of men nude swimming fukrot nude for women "male stripper" nude goths "drunk and nude" nude drunk people Drunk Men Nude jail boys nude swimming boys nude drunk nude women DRUNK GIRL PICTURES Drunk whore pictures "drugged" nude pictures fucked a drunk girl Marie Leveau AND Voodoo "yin yang tattoo" -temporary -kids zoloft withdrawals kilts up pictures "stigmata martyr (dance mix)" "And now we're strangers to our past" disney porn webring boys wearing panties pictures speedo boys legwarmers porn pictures of men wearing skirts "thank you not normal girl" PICTURES OF MARIE LEVEAU drunk girl wearing no panties Zoloft for sex advantage schizotypal disorder murder nude girl [um... ew.] head scabs PAINTINGS OF MEN IN BONDAGE German Men Nude Prince Charles nude [::twitch::] Google is fucked cat and girl fucked MEN FUCKED BY DOGS feeling of a wobbly head moulin rouge ozzy osbourne "shortest cheerleader" cum stained elves "break his dick" site:diaryland.com "fucked girls" "king missile lyrics" "plugin did not initialize properly" free butt "+about to cum" diaryland michele durkson clise +diaryland +"use condoms" cotton candy bonne bell roll-on diaryland pregnancy test "George Michaels" +speech +1970 +New York www.Diary Girl.com "storytelling pooh" XANAX/SPEED [My diary was the only thing that came up. I guess I know *everything* about Xanax & Speed.] Xanax Withdrawals Away Bolshoi lyrics toss merrywidow midi gay diaryland "my boyfriend" grade "love image" exam+vagina+gown+gyno Bedazzlers, beads and glitter [This search returned exactly 2 sites: my D-Land diary & my LiveJournal. Hah!] whore clothes corsets and merrywidow 'nothing butt a plug' hogwarts crest sweater shirt body odor pickles music boxes, faeries severecold "Seven Nations Twelve" hotpants+webring val valerian I'm sorry but I'm just thinking went stag to prom driveway reflector watch daughter wear tights "slut collar" mcdonalds coffee 3rd degree burns kurt cobains diaries blonde fairytale thumbnail reindeer horns and pix livejournal strippers japanese art of Jem and the holograms" midi "I see the moon" squeezypet "The Stargazers" "I See The Moon" period exam gyno weird tattoos zoloft cutter enunciate speech therapy 80's prom dresses home trephination diaryland big boobs diaryland threesome zoloft and shopaholic "wave ring" "cry little sister" midi livejournal cheating highschool girls in spandex snarky definition schizotypal messageboard cruxshadows midi nekkid toons moon phase spreadsheet "Remote Control Cyber Spider" "i have no panties" merry fucking christmas midi treasure "search of the golden horse" cheating "kissing" midi file milestone manequins pix puss rings +convince +threesome gyn voyeur mariah Carey naked +"cross your legs" +lyrics +hair future farmers of america, jackets, where to buy? "mucky-muck man" strip clubs in nc diaries and infp review livejournal my diary critic "once more with feeling" cybersex diary free computer generated tarot readings Dark Wave-Fashion "prom dresses" +goth dance club deland vinyl hotpants "real gynecologist" "goths words" Living in Orlando, Florida "Kitty Cosmetics" red bull ulcer girlfriend stripping diaryland.com [Yes, if you search for "diaryland.com" on search.msn.com, I'm the third thing that comes up. WTF?] Moulin Rouge prom dresses valerian and sex strip clubs orlando online diaries free tarot readings with explanations The Bolshoi - lyrics music pillowtalk gyno exam reminder Any bad things about valerian Frog Prince Ornament with Glitter "britney spears MIDI" +jem +doll +sew +clothes gackt interview gackt+mars diary templates becoming financially responsible [Hah!] frankenstein tattoos "i have a date" midi jem doll box diaryland lydon old woman strip club motives punks not dead "i think it's very very very hard to wait" [My diary was the only thing this search turned up. I really want to talk to this person who was searching for the song Daniel the Tiger sang on an episode of Mr. Rogers.] "Cinderella - You don't know what you've got" [My diary was the only thing that came up here, too. I can see why google couldn't find anything about a song featured on one Mr. Rogers episode, but come *on*! Surely, I'm not the only person on the 'Net who quoted Cinderella!] "Death in June" Shirt Metasticized bone cancer americngirl 90's fashion timeline +funny +screennames snarky quotes +crack +disney +parkhopper putting things in your vagina livejournal wearing glasses harry potter rhinestone valerian pet naked childeren [Can I get an "ew"? Oh, & in my defense, I only had the word "childeren"[sic] in my diary because it was part of a letter that I quoted] blonde teens only 15 years of age naked highpoint crap "drunk entry" porn pictures I stole Give a Clix, if you please. |
Just in case you thought I wasn't crazy, anymore... - Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 Hiya! ::waves:: - Saturday, Nov. 16, 2002 New & improved home trephination kit... now with 50% more sequins! - Saturday, Jul. 27, 2002 slack, whine, & snot. A recipe for bitchiness. - Thursday, Jul. 11, 2002 Do you believe in time travel? - Saturday, Jul. 06, 2002
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