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Like OddGoogle, but self-indulgent
2001-05-10 - 3:18 p.m.

And now for your viewing pleasure, we have, in one place for the first time ever, all of the fucked up search strings that have actually led random people to my diary.

valerian [About a billion times. Duh.]

valerian root dosage

MOOD NAILPOLISH

weeping buddha

organ band carousel mp3

nude + girl + drunk + drugged

nude drunk

drunk girl nude

"video"&"drunk girl"

on my face now

gay kilts

kilts gay

nude men in kilts

gay men wearing kilts

men wearing nothing

Jedi Mind Tricks Ikon

horsetail butt plug [Alas, my diary is no longer the first thing that comes up. Note that you must either hyphenate "butt-plug" or type it as 2 words. "horsetail buttplug" will not bring up my diary (or much of anything else)]

apple of sodom tabs

sodom tabs

apocalyptica tabs

rasputina tabs

bad affects LSD

Dad I m in jail was not was

meandmycat

disney haunted mansion mp3

"car stuck in the sand"

SCA horsetail

+"80 min CD" +how

"Zoloft dosage"

titty dancer

"steam organ"

"make violent sports together"

boys playing leapfrog

zoloft strange

poster frames cheap [I get this one, or variations, at least weekly. Who knew so many people were looking for cheap poster frames & thought they might find them on a diary site?]

"sugar sand" stuck

zoloft and valerian

SPF1000

happy helmet

Phantom Manor Soundtrack With Vincent Price

FROGS IN A SWIMMING POOL

fucked me in the bathtub

"beehive hairdo"

calliope band OR orgen "wanted"

"waite clones" tarot deck

zoloft and weed

manbeef

paintings done by prince charles

my favorite video game diaryland

rhinestone dog collars

diaryland sca event

pipe organ mp3

"dyed his hair" [from the German Google site. Um...kay...]

define whore

ambien "drug test"

wunderkin pictures

relationship "I need some space"

"How do I pass a drug test"

"dana doll"

diaryland "cum"

jennitron

relationship posessive jealous

"WHERESGEORGE.+COM" [OK, please tell me that they were looking for sites *about* wheresgeorge.com, not that they couldn't figure out the URL for wheresgeorge.com]

paxil murder

paxil murder suicide [This one hits my diary disturbingly often. Are Paxil murder/suicides that big of an issue?]

Brian Boru Lyrics

Brian Boru MP3

"google is gay"

head and altoids

+"dir en grey" +tabs

cruachan mp3

Animal symbology

learntarot.com [Again, we have people searching for a URL. And it's the wrong URL...]

MIB SQUID girl

harlequin stained glass

"world of a stripper" -gay -male

tween+girl+nude

giant preying mantis

steam organ "Calliope"

apocalyptica sheet music

buttplug shallow

towering beehive hairdo

learntarot

"Chateau D'Isaster"

"gothic mailing lists'

SCA sexuality

z cavariccis

I like to spank my cat [I'm only the second entry that comes up. Dammit, I should be the world authority on cat spankings!]

tween porn

clowbook

nailpolish for men

"what are fluffy bunny wiccans?"

zoloft love

D&D Alignment

D&D alignment test

panties a stain smell [From the Japanese Google, of course}

"bedroom noises"

panty stains

"Raid fumes "

bondage queens

That stupid jerk that I am obsessed with

avoidant personality disorder

jenny jones goths

"nothing but my soul remained the same"

s.s.r.i.'s

Buy the clowbook

an drunk and nude girl

nude and drunk

love zoloft

lsd zoloft

calliope music, mp3, antique

Jem and the Holograms + dolls

spectra dolls sell OR purchase OR buy

"I love zoloft"

Michael Praed

bucket of lard {my diary was not quite the 100th thing that came up. Apparently, they were *really* determined to learn about lard.]

"you've got porn "

nude rasputina

meow chi cool things

DRUNK NUDE GIRL [They felt the need to translate this page. Heh.]

tattoo of bats

steam calliope listen mp3

mr sandman midi

path apocalyptica midi

"tear garden" +midi

embereye

online test personality disorder paranoid OR paranoia

road to hell is paved in unbought stuffed dogs

www.kilts-for-men.com [uh... isn't that kinda like saying skirts-for-women? And again, someone is searching for a freakin' URL. Argh!]

Bondage Parachute

"dying my hair"

midi "mechanical music"

Boys wearing Kilts [just to be different. Men wearing kilts is just *so* last season.]

"Vampire Hunter D"+soundtrack +download

photos "shaved his head"

"shaving her head"

sex in the shower

frog totem spirit

"opera cape"

" SEX Food"

Peter Schilling One Nightstand

nude mp3 dancer

fucked in the swimming pool

bath sex

My uterus is falling out.

Tangerine Speedo midi

BuzzKill

+Nude +SCA

"noirbetty"

valerian suicide

male+stripper+gay

Subculture Webring

drunk girl porn

"droopy panties"

drugged fucked

drugged fucked pictures

drugged and fucked

"drunk girl"

borderland board elves

deadeyedick

bondagefae

tween panties

"self diagnosis" "schizoid personality disorder"

wonderwench

towtruck, jpeg

legwarmers anime

painful head

men wearing panties

lightpads

cum drunk whore

Jem mp3

kilts spank

gay nude sports

moulin rouge moulin rouge midi

pictures of men nude swimming

fukrot

nude for women "male stripper"

nude goths

"drunk and nude"

nude drunk people

Drunk Men Nude

jail boys nude

swimming boys nude

drunk nude women

DRUNK GIRL PICTURES

Drunk whore pictures

"drugged" nude pictures

fucked a drunk girl

Marie Leveau AND Voodoo

"yin yang tattoo" -temporary -kids

zoloft withdrawals

kilts up pictures

"stigmata martyr (dance mix)"

"And now we're strangers to our past"

disney porn webring

boys wearing panties pictures

speedo boys

legwarmers porn

pictures of men wearing skirts

"thank you not normal girl"

PICTURES OF MARIE LEVEAU

drunk girl wearing no panties

Zoloft for sex

advantage schizotypal disorder

murder nude girl [um... ew.]

head scabs

PAINTINGS OF MEN IN BONDAGE

German Men Nude

Prince Charles nude [::twitch::]

Google is fucked

cat and girl fucked

MEN FUCKED BY DOGS

feeling of a wobbly head

moulin rouge ozzy osbourne

"shortest cheerleader"

cum stained elves

"break his dick"

site:diaryland.com "fucked girls"

"king missile lyrics"

"plugin did not initialize properly"

free butt

"+about to cum" diaryland

michele durkson clise

+diaryland +"use condoms"

cotton candy bonne bell roll-on

diaryland pregnancy test

"George Michaels" +speech +1970 +New York

www.Diary Girl.com

"storytelling pooh"

XANAX/SPEED [My diary was the only thing that came up. I guess I know *everything* about Xanax & Speed.]

Xanax Withdrawals

Away Bolshoi lyrics toss

merrywidow midi

gay diaryland "my boyfriend" grade

"love image"

exam+vagina+gown+gyno

Bedazzlers, beads and glitter [This search returned exactly 2 sites: my D-Land diary & my LiveJournal. Hah!]

whore clothes

corsets and merrywidow

'nothing butt a plug'

hogwarts crest sweater shirt

body odor pickles

music boxes, faeries

severecold

"Seven Nations Twelve"

hotpants+webring

val valerian

I'm sorry but I'm just thinking

went stag to prom

driveway reflector

watch daughter wear tights

"slut collar"

mcdonalds coffee 3rd degree burns

kurt cobains diaries

blonde fairytale thumbnail

reindeer horns and pix

livejournal strippers

japanese art of Jem and the holograms"

midi "I see the moon"

squeezypet

"The Stargazers" "I See The Moon"

period exam gyno

weird tattoos

zoloft cutter

enunciate speech therapy

80's prom dresses

home trephination

diaryland big boobs

diaryland threesome

zoloft and shopaholic

"wave ring"

"cry little sister" midi

livejournal cheating

highschool girls in spandex

snarky definition

schizotypal messageboard

cruxshadows midi

nekkid toons

moon phase spreadsheet

"Remote Control Cyber Spider"

"i have no panties"

merry fucking christmas midi

treasure "search of the golden horse"

cheating "kissing"

midi file milestone

manequins

pix puss rings

+convince +threesome

gyn voyeur

mariah Carey naked

+"cross your legs" +lyrics +hair

future farmers of america, jackets, where to buy?

"mucky-muck man"

strip clubs in nc

diaries and infp

review livejournal my diary

critic "once more with feeling"

cybersex diary

free computer generated tarot readings

Dark Wave-Fashion

"prom dresses" +goth

dance club deland

vinyl hotpants

"real gynecologist"

"goths words"

Living in Orlando, Florida

"Kitty Cosmetics"

red bull ulcer

girlfriend stripping

diaryland.com [Yes, if you search for "diaryland.com" on search.msn.com, I'm the third thing that comes up. WTF?]

Moulin Rouge prom dresses

valerian and sex

strip clubs orlando

online diaries

free tarot readings with explanations

The Bolshoi - lyrics

music pillowtalk

gyno exam reminder

Any bad things about valerian

Frog Prince Ornament with Glitter

"britney spears MIDI"

+jem +doll +sew +clothes

gackt interview

gackt+mars

diary templates

becoming financially responsible [Hah!]

frankenstein tattoos

"i have a date" midi

jem doll box

diaryland lydon

old woman

strip club motives

punks not dead

"i think it's very very very hard to wait" [My diary was the only thing this search turned up. I really want to talk to this person who was searching for the song Daniel the Tiger sang on an episode of Mr. Rogers.]

"Cinderella - You don't know what you've got" [My diary was the only thing that came up here, too. I can see why google couldn't find anything about a song featured on one Mr. Rogers episode, but come *on*! Surely, I'm not the only person on the 'Net who quoted Cinderella!]

"Death in June" Shirt

Metasticized bone cancer

americngirl

90's fashion timeline

+funny +screennames

snarky quotes

+crack +disney +parkhopper

putting things in your vagina

livejournal wearing glasses

harry potter rhinestone

valerian pet

naked childeren [Can I get an "ew"? Oh, & in my defense, I only had the word "childeren"[sic] in my diary because it was part of a letter that I quoted]

blonde teens only 15 years of age naked

highpoint crap

"drunk entry"

porn pictures I stole

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