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"Til death do you part" my pasty white ass!
Bleh. I've got a cold. Clearly, I'm being punished for leaving the house this weekend. But hey... I got a really sweet Hide picture book & a Totoro DVD, & was proclaimed Queen of the Dorks so I guess it was worth it. You know how the Mormons justify polygamy by saying that if their wife died & they remarried, they'd have 2 wives in heaven, so why not have 2 on earth as well? Well, they do. I remember having a conversation with my mom about that once, where she basically said that the Mormons were stupid because you *wouldn't* have any wives at all in heaven. "Til death do you part", after all. I found that incredibly depressing. The Squeezy & I have decided that that's a load of bullocks. We're gonna stay right here, thank you very much, & haunt the bejeezus out of this house together. Or maybe we'll haunt Disney's Haunted Mansion, or Biltmore, or someplace. The point is that we're going to be together forever, scrumping & disgusting people with our neverending ethereal cuteness. In case you're wondering, this is the sort of thing that comes out of drinking a lot of beer & watching _The Others_. It's still a good idea, though, even without the beer.
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Just in case you thought I wasn't crazy, anymore... - Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 Hiya! ::waves:: - Saturday, Nov. 16, 2002 New & improved home trephination kit... now with 50% more sequins! - Saturday, Jul. 27, 2002 slack, whine, & snot. A recipe for bitchiness. - Thursday, Jul. 11, 2002 Do you believe in time travel? - Saturday, Jul. 06, 2002
 the moon sees me...
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