Ow. My uterus.
I want to write about stuff. Really. But I think my uterus is falling out, & it's a bit distracting. Sometimes I really hate being a girl. I feel absolutely wretched. I hurt, I'm cranky, & my head refuses to focus on anything. At least The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne is on, soon. Perhaps Michael Praed will be enough to dull my pain for awhile. I wonder if I could sell my reproductive organs. It's not like they're doing me any good. Give a Clix, if you please. |
Just in case you thought I wasn't crazy, anymore... - Thursday, Jan. 30, 2003 Hiya! ::waves:: - Saturday, Nov. 16, 2002 New & improved home trephination kit... now with 50% more sequins! - Saturday, Jul. 27, 2002 slack, whine, & snot. A recipe for bitchiness. - Thursday, Jul. 11, 2002 Do you believe in time travel? - Saturday, Jul. 06, 2002
the moon sees me...
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